Indian Mallakhamb - Mental

[ScottON]

This has been posted on a few of the forums I frequent and I was telling steven about it today.

It's mental, seriouslly impressive.

[STEVEN]

Haha. That is mental.

Looks sore on your balls though.

[Ali]

Hello boys, welcome to your first Mallakhamb class!

To become a master of Mallakhamb will take years of dedicated physical, mental and spiritual training. You must learn to drown your natural fears in a sea of confidence in your abilities. You must achieve the balance and poise of an olympic gymnast screwing a ballet dancer. You must resolve to train your body for 7 hours a day wearing nothing but a pair of speedos. You must learn to pull a gainer through a 9 foot drop onto a gigantic bag of rice. Oh, and your balls might get in the way so we're going to have to take them. Please form an orderly queue over here in front of Malik, the guy with the rubber bands and pair of scissors.
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[ScottON]

Originally Posted by Ali [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

You must achieve the balance and poise of an olympic gymnast screwing a ballet dancer.

You must learn to pull a gainer through a 9 foot drop onto a gigantic bag of rice.

Oh, and your balls might get in the way so we're going to have to take them. Please form an orderly queue over here in front of Malik, the guy with the rubber bands and pair of scissors.

Haha, Well played Ali. I was laughing for most of that.

There are some gems in there. Last one is deffo the best though.